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The Hydroponics of Sex, Love and Romance

  • Written by  Denise Andrews
Hydroponics divorce leads to happier woman! Hydroponics divorce leads to happier woman!

Hydroponics cost me my marriage, but it saved my life. Take a look at my story and you might see it has something to do with your life.

When I was married, my husband lovingly caressed his hydroponics plants, but he never touched me with that much tenderness. He’d spend hours in his grow room just hanging out, smelling the flowers, admiring his plants. He called them his “girls.”

When one of his motherplants was sick, he stayed up night and day for three days flushing, feeding, foliar spraying, adjusting temperature and C02. Me…when I got sick, he threw me a box of Nyquil and warned me not to sneeze on him or the plants.

My hubby never bought perfume or other gifts for me, but he spent a lot of time and money at hydroponics stores. In there, he was a kid in a candy box. Every day was Christmas morning when my man went to the hydro store.

I stayed in the background while he shopped, listening to the banter, picking up the how-to of hydroponics. Using the best hydroponics equipment, Advanced Nutrients and careful attention, he sure did get huge harvests. And I was proud of him, and happy to see our bank account grow along with the plants.

When I saw my ex with his plants, I saw his love for them. I wish my husband had loved me the way he loved hydroponics.

My husband never bragged about me, but talking to his buddies about the beautiful color of his hydroponics plants, the delicious aromas, how fast they’re growing, how humongous the yield would be…that was his love affair.

Other women complained to me that their husband loved sports, booze, cars, or strip clubs. I couldn’t tell them my story…that my husband loved female plants more than me.

I’m not jealous of his plants now, although I was back then. He was meant to be alone with his plants, not married, and that’s how he is now: Alone. We’re divorced.

I got half the house, and bought out the other half. The divorce was amicable. I truly wish him well. And you know what, I owe him. Because all those years when I’d spend time with him in the garden (because if I didn’t go into the garden I wouldn’t see him all day) taught me to be a pretty good gardener myself.

Lady Gaga knows divorce too!

In fact, today I have my own 5000-watt garden. It’s bigger than his, cleaner, better-kept, and more productive. I use the Advanced Nutrients pH Perfect system and am in other ways ahead of him in my hydroponics gardening success, so I now understand how passionate you can get about hydroponics. It’s my new love affair, and it pays the bills. What more could you ask?

I heard through the grapevine that he wants to get back together with me even though we went through a divorce. But I don’t need him anymore…I discovered the love, sex and romance of hydroponics gardening, and I’m loving every high yield minute of it.

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